... Let’s HEAR
THE STORY
There was a 16-year gentleman Mike.
When his tummy felt funny he released the farts into the atmosphere.
No
Worries
But little did he know,
with farts...
ALL SUCCESS ENERGY WAS GONE from his body!!!
Yeah, Good luck, Mike.
He tried to trade solano coins but couldn’t get his USPS account verified to get alpha.
Every time he aped into a coin - it was rugged the very next minute.
After two weeks of releasing his account was blocked on chain, and he couldn’t buy any more coins.
... but one day he met a successful ALFA stranger
Did you hear about HODLFARTS system?
No, is this a new coin, or investment?
It’s a system - how you build up success in your life. It’s when you HODL that FARTS energy inside of you, and prime it for great success.
Try it maybe
I think I can do that, thanks...
Mike tried HODLFARTS...
from that moment his life was never same again.
At first he got 12 vouchers at KOHLS absolutely for free.
Then his grandma decided to send him great sneakers
air jordano.
After a few weeks of HODLFARTS Mike began meeting special people.
One day walking through the park he met a man wif hat, who shared a bit of alpha about next bitkoin drops.
Anotehr day he meat a dream woman of his life.
what can I say,
It simply works!
NOT HODLING FARTS
- no success
- rug pulls every day
- lack of free coupons
- no alpha
- no one likes your style
HODL some FARTS
for just a day
- first success in long time
- USPS authorication
- 3 free KOHL’s coupons
- telegram bot invite
HODLFARTS
for 69 days or more
- 419 instagram likes
- $BITKOIN alpha
- office365 license
- meet the man wif haT
HOW TO BUY
1. GET A WALLET
Download an app like Phantom for free. If you're on a computer, get the Google Chrome extension version of Phantom, this is associated with better success.
2. GET SOLANO COINS
You need to have SOL in your internet wallet to buy HODLFARTS. If you don’t have any SOL, you can buy it directly on Phantom wallet, transfer it from another wallet, or buy it on another exchange and send it to yourself.
3. NOW LET’S GO TO RAYDIUM
Open Raydium in your browser. You can find it on Google Chrome or inside your Phantom app. Connect your wallet. Then, paste the $HODLFARTS token address into Raydium: 6ByqZxHtgb8wu8WWYduPsiPYyWbBpgUFQmrEAmQvPztS.
select $HODLFARTS, and confirm. When Phantom asks for your approval, click to confirm.
4. $HODLFARTS
Now, you can swap your SOL to $HODLFARTS. There are no taxes, because it’s only success.
DON’T TAKE OUR WORD FOR IT
“I never knew that HODLFARTS could lead to financial freedom! Thanks to $HODLFARTS, I'm not just holding onto my coins, I'm holding onto my dignity”
Martha Stewardress
“Our friends used to laugh at our flatulentials, but now they're jealous of our $HODLFARTS portfolio! Who's laughing now?”
Pierce & Jenny
“$HODLFARTS changed my life! I used to believe in free gases, but now I’m hodling my life together. I'm a multi-dollar success!”
Pepe Ali Mohammed
Tokenomics
total supply 1,000,000,000 tokens
marketing - 5%
freeze & mint - revoked
95% liquidity pool - burned
TAX FREE
CA: 6ByqZxHtgb8wu8WWYduPsiPYyWbBpgUFQmrEAmQvPztS